On my morning walk, I witnessed a wasp gorging on the remains of a dead praying mantis.
When the creature realized it had been caught in this shameful act, it began stalking me. Thirty minutes later when I least expected an unprovoked attack, it stung me. (It could have been a different wasp, but I don’t think so.)
When I was describing the incident to my sisters, it was suggested that perhaps I wasn’t bitten by an ordinary wasp but rather a vampire wasp! As frightening as it seemed, I agreed. After all, the incident occurred during the month of All Hallows Eve and once the swelling went down, there were twin bite marks.
Then I wondered if I, myself, would transform into a vampire
or if I would simply become a vampire wasp familiar – attending to its every need.
Now that time has passed, I realize that I’m nothing more than a WASP bitch!
May the farce be with you!
Your IFF,
Pam, WASP Bitch