Okay, here’s a good one. A chiropractor from Ohio claimed that he used time travel to treat his patients. Apparently he would cure his patients by traveling back in time before their injury occurred.
According to reports, he discovered this unique talent when he cured pain in his own foot by “commanding it to stop”. I’m not sure how this relates to opening a time-travel portal, but he thought it did. Unfortunately for him, this is one alternative form of medicine that not only isn’t covered by insurance, but the chiropractic board that revoked his license also does not recognize it.
Maybe the good doctor should travel to the future to practice chiropractics where such advancements in medicine may be more accepted.
May the farce be with you!
Your IFF and Psy-Ficologist,
Next time we return to a Blog Story (BS) where I will be talking about falling ice.