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Gun Control

Researchers in Japan invented a speech jamming gun. It works by recording the victim’s own words and sending them back with a 0.2 second delay. The effect this has on the brain makes its target unable to speak.

I believe the early prototype was a stupid gun and that it was tested on politicians. Take a look at the following evidence and see if you agree.

  • “I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
  • “They misunderestimated me.” — George W. Bush
  • “I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.” — Barack Obama
  • “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” — Marion Berry
  • “When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.” — Richard Nixon
  • “We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.” — Nancy Pelosi

The speech jammer is definitely an improvement over the stupid gun. By rendering politicians mute, I think many will appear smarter.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Sit. Stay.

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Comments on: "Gun Control" (2)

  1. Great quotes could be it´s own discussion………………in one of your posts!!!
    wayne

  2. Mark Turner said:

    Well said.

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