Did you know that you can buy pee on the internet?
It’s true. The pee is on a pregnancy test – positive only. (I tried selling negative pregnancy tests but no one wanted them.)
The prices range from $20 – $40.
People claim to use them for a variety of reasons – to trick a significant other, friend or parent in order to cause anxiety, get revenge, a proposal or money.
I find the thought of buying a stranger’s urine distasteful. You don’t know where that pee has been. If I was going to buy pee, I’d at least want it to be from someone I knew.
So what’s the solution?
The market calls for a new pregnancy test – one that always shows positive. I call it the PPT – Positive Pregnancy Test.
When the sensor gets wet, it says “Congratulations!”, indicating a positive pregnancy result.
No more need for disgusting pee from strangers. Our motto: “Use mine, not urine”.
It seems like a real money maker. I’m taking orders now!
May the farce be with you!