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Did you know that you can buy pee on the internet?

It’s true. The pee is on a pregnancy test – positive only. (I tried selling negative pregnancy tests but no one wanted them.)

The prices range from $20 – $40.

People claim to use them for a variety of reasons – to trick a significant other, friend or parent in order to cause anxiety, get revenge, a proposal or money.

I find the thought of buying a stranger’s urine distasteful. You don’t know where that pee has been. If I was going to buy pee, I’d at least want it to be from someone I knew.

So what’s the solution?

The market calls for a new pregnancy test – one that always shows positive. I call it the PPT – Positive Pregnancy Test.

When the sensor gets wet, it says “Congratulations!”, indicating a positive pregnancy result.

No more need for disgusting pee from strangers. Our motto: “Use mine, not urine”.

It seems like a real money maker. I’m taking orders now!

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,


Positive Pregnancy Test - It's Always Positive

Positive Pregnancy Test – It’s Always Positive


Comments on: "Stop Using Someone Else’s Pee" (4)

  1. Great idea for a new product; how will you market it?

  2. Love this! A great product idea and a play on words all rolled up into one fun concept! Also, yuck, yuck, yuck. Buying pee? Yuck.

    • Thanks. This would make a great stocking stuffer. I’m counting on some extra spending money before the holidays, so I’m going to be pissed if it doesn’t take off.

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