With Valentine’s Day is only a few days away it’s time to find that perfect card. Hallmark doesn’t capture everything, so I came up with a few ideas for your unusual friends.
1. For the pyromaniacs out there, and the psychos – it’s for them, too.
2. For people you’d like to see out of your life. Would also work for med students.
3. For those who literally take everything literally.
4. For friends you’d like to encourage even though their life is currently crap.
5. For that weirdo you feel sorry for but who’s too creepy to talk to.
6. For conspiracy theorists (and cat lovers).
Good luck finding that perfect Valentine’s Day card. If it fits, feel free to use one of mine.
May the farce be with you!