True, embellished and fictional stories for your amusertainment

With Valentine’s Day is only a few days away it’s time to find that perfect card. Hallmark doesn’t capture everything, so I came up with a few ideas for your unusual friends.

1. For the pyromaniacs out there, and the psychos – it’s for them, too.

Background image from cllctr.com

Background image from cllctr.com

2. For people you’d like to see out of your life. Would also work for med students.

Background photo from Sherrismadblabberblog.blogspot.com

Background image from Sherrismadblabberblog.blogspot.com

3. For those who literally take everything literally.

Background image from heartinternational.transmedics.com

Background image from heartinternational.transmedics.com

4. For friends you’d like to encourage even though their life is currently crap.

Valentine's Day Cards - Rose Poop

5. For that weirdo you feel sorry for but who’s too creepy to talk to.

Background image from sugar-pet.blogspot.com

Background image from sugar-pet.blogspot.com

6. For conspiracy theorists (and cat lovers).

Background image from funnycatwallpapers.com

Background image from funnycatwallpapers.com

Good luck finding that perfect Valentine’s Day card. If it fits, feel free to use one of mine.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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Comments on: "Hard To Find Valentine’s Day Cards" (8)

  1. A face only a mother ship could love.

  2. ‘Love the one about your body and the anatomy lab. Fun!

  3. Oh how I love an anti-valentine’s day sentiment!

  4. http://universalmusings.com/?p=1261 I’m pretty sure we could go into business together…

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