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Ten Unusual Christmas Gifts

Most people have at least one person who is impossible to buy for. This list is sure to help you out.

  1. Roll Scout – a toilet paper roll monitor that alerts your smart phone when the paper level is running low. Apparently looking at the roll isn’t good enough anymore.
Roll Scout (From odditymall.com)

Roll Scout (From odditymall.com)

  1. Pugalope – A unique addition to anyone’s art or Pug collection.
Pugalope (From odditymall.com)

Pugalope (From odditymall.com)

  1. “Help Me” shower curtain – If this gift doesn’t do the trick, there’s also a plain bloody shower curtain.
"Help Me" Shower Curtain (From Amazon.com)

“Help Me” Shower Curtain (From Amazon.com)

  1. Facial Fitness Pao – Just pop it in your mouth and bounce your head to work your facial muscles.
Facial Fitness Pao (From itoyokado.co.jp)

Facial Fitness Pao (From itoyokado.co.jp)

  1. Selfie Toaster – For the narcissists on your list.
Selfie Toaster (From incrediblethings.com)

Selfie Toaster (From incrediblethings.com)

  1. Misfortune Cookies – These were sold out when I checked but they’re still worth mentioning.
Misfortune Cookies (From tealco.net)

Misfortune Cookies (From tealco.net)

  1. Power Nap Head Pillow. Nope, this wouldn’t attract attention in public at all.
Power Nap Head Pillow (From Amazon.com)

Power Nap Head Pillow (From Amazon.com)

  1. Bloody Cleaver Ring – an excellent companion to the “Help Me” shower curtain.
Bloody Cleaver Ring (From incrediblethings.com)

Bloody Cleaver Ring (From incrediblethings.com)

  1. Custom 3D printed star trek figures – You can have your own face put on a Star Trek figurine. How cool is that?!?
3D Star Trek Figures (From incrediblethings.com)

3D Star Trek Figures (From incrediblethings.com)

  1. Pooping Pooches Dog Calendar. Back for 2015 with fabulous new locations!
Pooping Pooches Calendar (From Amazon.com)

Pooping Pooches Calendar (From Amazon.com)

Hope this helps ease your gifting burden. Happy shopping!

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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