Getting hit by a car is easier than you might think. I know because it happened to me.
First, get out of the car.
Second, tell the driver they must back the car up.
Finally, provide the driver with direction. Leave the door open so they can hear you.
That’s it. You, too, can get hit by a car following these three easy steps. However, I don’t recommend it.
May the farce be with you!