True, embellished and fictional stories for your amusertainment

Twas the midst of the summer

And all through the town,

Children partied with Grinchy

They really got down.

He funded the shindigs

All on his own

Doing product endorsements

When he was alone.

He only endorsed the things he admired

For sponsors who made his bank account higher.

He may not have used the product himself

But when he endorsed it, it flew off the shelf.

His services were in such high demand

He barely kept up, could barely withstand

The energy needed to sell all this crap.

He soon became crabby when he missed his nap.

This is the way Grinch became a bad ass

All of the year, not just at Christmas.

A sampling of the Grinch's latest product endorsements

A sampling of the Grinch’s latest product endorsements

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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