Twas the midst of the summer
And all through the town,
Children partied with Grinchy
They really got down.
He funded the shindigs
All on his own
Doing product endorsements
When he was alone.
He only endorsed the things he admired
For sponsors who made his bank account higher.
He may not have used the product himself
But when he endorsed it, it flew off the shelf.
His services were in such high demand
He barely kept up, could barely withstand
The energy needed to sell all this crap.
He soon became crabby when he missed his nap.
This is the way Grinch became a bad ass
All of the year, not just at Christmas.
May the farce be with you!