Last week an exterminator sprayed our house. We have a history of attracting hornets so we always do preventive spraying. In talking to the exterminator, I learned that hornets eat spiders that live in our trees, which gave me an idea for a SyFy channel movie.
In 2013, the SyFy channel presented a movie called Big Ass Spider! about giant spiders rampaging Los Angeles. As dumb as the idea sounds, the movie was funny and critics agreed as it received a 79% rating on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer.
Given the success of the Sharknado series, I’ve been wondering when producers are going to make a Big Ass Spider 2. Well, it’s good they waited because I’ve got the perfect ending for the new movie:
As humans are valiantly fighting the big ass spiders, their numbers have dwindled and they’ve reached their breaking point. It looks as though all hope is lost. Fearing the worst, they hear a noise in the distance. Is it a bird? A plane? Underdog? No! It’s a swarm of hungry big ass hornets coming to eat the big ass spiders. But wait – the story doesn’t end there. As they kill the last of the spiders, they turn to the humans as their next meal.
That’s the end! The perfect set-up for the third movie in the franchise – Big Ass Hornet!
I would watch these movies. Would you?
May the farce be with you!
Your IFF and Psy-Ficologist,