Most parents teach their children how to cross the street. At least mine did and that’s why I thought I knew the correct technique. Apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life. Here’s how it’s suppose to be done.
Step 1: Carefully read the instructions
Step 2: Take a flag from the holder
Step 3: Hold the flag out, look both ways and begin crossing the street
Step 4: Cautiously cross to the middle of the street
Step 5: When you reach the half-way point, look to make sure no cars are coming
Step 6: Once you’ve safely crossed the street, smile and wave at the drivers
Step 7: Place the flag in the holder
Have you been crossing the street correctly? If not, now you know what to do!
May the farce be with you!