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Man On Pause

Upon coming home from work, my friend found her significant other watching TV with the volume blaring. My friend was going through menopause.

Woman: WHAT THE ?#@*&%! ARE YOU DOING? WHY IS THE SOUND SO LOUD – ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF DEAF?!?!?

In response, without saying a word, Man promptly lowered the volume to barely a whisper.

Woman went into the bedroom to change out of her work clothes. When she returned to the living room, Man was sitting inches from the TV so he could hear the sound.

Woman: WHAT THE ?#@*&%! ARE YOU DOING NOW? WHY ARE YOU SITTING SO CLOSE TO THAT DAMN THING?  ARE YOU TRYING TO GO BLIND, TOO?!?!?

Cowering, Man silently moved to his original seat. He saw but didn’t hear how the program ended. Wisely, he knew he would have to pause from being a man until the storm passed.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Man on pause

Man on pause

 

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