True, embellished and fictional stories for your amusertainment

To be sung to the tune of “All the Single Ladies”

Inspired by a recent installation of windows in my home

 

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows

Now put your cranks up

 

Want fresh air on your derriere but the sun’s just beating down

Window seat can’t beat the heat cause there is no breeze around

You reach to see how cool you can be, don’t find no crank or handle

You cry real tears for all the years you’ll suffer with the heat

 

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Don’t be mad once you see that you can’t open it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

 

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

 

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Don’t be mad once you see that you can’t open it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

 

I got drips on my lips, heat apocalypse

Feeling hotter than purgatory

Extra cash, to open the sash

Wanted to keep the money

I have heat exhaustion, did I mention

When I ordered the windows

I had my turn

Now I’m gonna learn

What it really feels like with no screen

 

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Don’t be mad once you see that you can’t open it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

 

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

 

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Don’t be mad once you see that you can’t open it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

 

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows (All the casement windows)

All the casement windows

Now put your cranks up

 

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

 

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Don’t be mad once you see that you can’t open it

You want it open then you should’ve put a crank on it

Wuh uh oh

A crank won't help this window

A crank won’t help this window

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