Yesterday, Stephen threw me off balance with his crazy idea.
Stephen: I’m going to have my inner ear removed.
Pam: What?!?!?!?
Stephen: I’m going to have my inner ear removed.
Pam: Why?!?!?!?
Stephen: Balance isn’t important anymore. There’s no balance of power. There’s no balanced budget. There’s no balanced reporting. There’s no balance of nature. There’s no work-life balance.
At first I thought the balance of his mind was disturbed, but then he said enough to tip the balance. I may have my inner ear removed, too.
May the farce be with you!
Your IFF,
Pam
P.S. We both still have our inner ears. Funny, we can’t find a doctor willing to remove them!
Stephen’s always been a bit off balance.
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