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April Fools 2017

Every year companies come up with April Fool’s ads. Following is a compilation of those I found most funny. My favorite video is #1. If you only watch one, choose this. My favorite product is #2 – I want to own one but I don’t want anyone else to have it. #3 is too complicated for me; it may be geared toward a different generation. I find #s 4 and 5 mildly disgusting, although the ads are funny. Remember, as much as you might like what you see, none of these products are real.

1. Reality Glasses

 

2. Lane Valet

 

3. Honda Horn Emojis

4. Pet Fur Watches

5. Whopper Toothpaste

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Life Interrupted

Last week, Professor Robert Kelly was conducting a live interview when his children crashed the party. It added much needed levity to my week and, in case you missed it, I’ve posted it below.

Of course men aren’t the only parents whose lives are interrupted by children. A New Zealand comedy show Jono and Ben demonstrated what would happen if a woman found herself in a similar position. I think she handled things slightly better than he did. See if you agree.

Hope you enjoy these videos as much as I did.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Magic

I want these.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

All About That Change

Post-Christmas Bloat

After helping Santa deliver 7,281,439,471* presents on Christmas Eve, the reindeer were entitled to a little overindulgence.

*Number of presents from noradsanta.org

13 Customized Holiday Gifts

It’s that time of year again. If you’re looking for something unique for those people on your shopping list, this just might do the trick.

1. For those who miss their pets while they’re away, you can order a pet nose print necklace. Store it in the freezer and press it to your skin for a realistic feel!

Available from uncommon goods and Etsy

Available from uncommon goods and Etsy

2. If a cold nose isn’t to your liking, you can have a cast made of your fingerprint and your pet’s paw print. I wonder if you can register the pendant with TSA to get precheck for you and your pet.

Available from uncommon goods

Available from uncommon goods

3. Cuddle Clone will make a stuffed animal in the likeness of your pet. I was wondering if they’d make one of my husband.

Available from cuddleclones

Available from cuddleclones

4. The Nude Guy Bobblehead is great for anyone because they place the head of your choice on a great body. Don’t worry – it’s G-rated. Other versions are also available.

Available from dolls2u

Available from dolls2u

5. When I saw the name of the next item – Stampyoface – I thought it meant that I could hire someone to trample someone’s face. As you can see, I was wrong.

Available on etsy

Available on etsy

6. Know someone who loves Legos? Give several, mix them up, and everyone can yell “le’go of my lego”.

Available from thatsmyface

Available from thatsmyface

7. I found this next item a little creepy yet somewhat compelling. It’s perfect for that narcissist on your list.

Available from thatsmyface

Available from thatsmyface

8. If the mask doesn’t do it for the narcissist in your life, maybe a full length selfie will do the trick.

Available from my3dselfie

Available from my3dselfie

9. You know how some dolls come alive at night to torture people? I’m not sure if Barbie dolls fall into that category, but for your own safety, be careful whose face you put on this next item.

Available from thatsmyface

Available from thatsmyface

10. For those in your circle who are planning to get married, this wedding cake topper makes for a very unique gift. As a bonus, if you don’t like the couple, you can make them feel awkward if they choose not to use it.

Available from funky3dfaces

Available from funky3dfaces11.

11. This gift allows you to go where no one has gone before with personalized Star Trek figurines.

Available from startrek

Available from startrek

12. Whether or not you know yourself, you can always gnome yourself.

Available from designanything3d

Available from designanything3d

13. This final gift is drop-dead gorgeous. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be turned into a zombie? I just can’t decide if you’d give this someone who was naughty or save it for someone who was nice.

Available from designanything3d

Available from designanything3d

I was amazed to find so many unique, personalized gift choices. Hope this helps check items off your list.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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