If you think you’ve finished your holiday shopping, these gifts might change your mind. So if you don’t want to be tempted, stop reading now! All are less than $30 and are available from Amazon except where noted.
1. Belly decorated fanny pack – nothing says I love you like a big, hairy belly.
2. Shower Beer Caddy – great companion gift for the Belly fanny pack
3. Creepy Cage Coffee Mug – reserve this gift for someone you don’t like.
4. Licki Your Cat Brush – and you thought that crazy cat person couldn’t get any stranger…
5. Star Trek Garden Gnomes – make the nerds on your list happy.
6. Instant Underpants – I guess wet underpants are better than no underpants at all?
7. Llamacorn t-shirt – for that “special” person on your list.
8. Bathroom Guestbook – personally, I wouldn’t want to touch this!
9. Cool spider mug – for someone with arachnophilia not arachnophobia
10. Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator – I don’t find this very appetizing
11. Pop It Pal – I warned you that some of these gifts were gross!
12. Beard Christmas Ornaments – Can’t…stop…laughing…
If none of these gifts strike your fancy, I hope they at least gave you a good laugh.
May the farce be with you!