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May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Why No Holiday Party?

Have you ever noticed that some companies don’t have holiday parties?  Watch the movie below to find out why.

Happy holidays!

May the farce be with you.

Your IFF,

Pam

Living With The Undead Is A No-Brainer

Special Halloween Post – Provided As A Public Service

Last week I sat down with world renowned ethologist, zoologist, anthropologist, psychologist, political activist and lobbyist, Dr. Cymone Koh. She claims to have lived with zombies for most of her adult life and is a self-proclaimed zombie-whisperer.

Following are excerpts from my interview with Dr. Koh.

Pam: Dr. Koh, thank you for joining me today.

Cy: Please call me Cy, Dr. Koh is so formal.

Pam: All right, thank you Cy. [To the audience] Today I’m joined by Dr. Cy Koh who is best described as the Jane Goodall of zombies. Cy, tell us about yourself.

Cy: I’ve lived with zombies for nearly 35 years – the best years of my life, I might add. I’m very passionate about their rights and have spent considerable time and resources lobbying on their behalf.

Pam: How did you become interested in them?

Cy: My mother was raised by zombies and that’s really the basis of my interest in them. They are kind of like family to me.

Pam: Wow, that’s quite a legacy. Tell me, what are some of the most interesting things you’ve learned?

Cy: Zombies are much more complex than they first appear. Most people don’t know that zombies can use tools – a skill that has been thought to be unique to the living. I’ve seen them gather brains and guts using a spatula and shovel. They also use language. Throughout the years I’ve discovered patterns associated with their grunts and moans, once thought to be random. As you would expect, they are not very emotional creatures but they do establish relationships with one another.

Pam: It’s amazing that you lived safely among them for so many years. Aren’t they dangerous?

Cy: If provoked, they certainly can be. However, I was never afraid because they thought that I was a zombie, too. Although they are pack animals, their hunting behavior is not coordinated. They don’t plan or strategize attacks. Remember, their brains are quite dead so their intelligence is limited.

Pam: For some reason zombies are more prevalent around Halloween and people are often more fearful than at other times of the year. What tips can you provide in the event of a zombie attack?

Cy: Surprisingly, information garnered by the media is fairly accurate when it comes to zombie aggression. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, I’ve chosen to use this video to answer your question.

Video from Nightmare on Chicago Street, Elgin, Illinois

Pam: Dr. Cy Koh, thanks for a most informative interview. Our readers can rest easy knowing they are well prepared for an unlikely zombie attack.

Happy Halloween and may the farce be with you.

Your IFF and Psy-Ficologist,

Pam

Fangtastic 2 – A Love Story

I interrupt our regular programming for this special announcement.

Last week I entered xtranormal’s summer film festival. Winners will be determined by the number of “likes” their video receives on YouTube.

If you have a YouTube account, I would appreciate if you would show your support by “liking” Fangtastic 2: “A Love Story” and if you would ask your friends to do the same.

Simply hit the YouTube option on the video below or go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmwlNHF74RY. Once you get to YouTube,  hit “like” on the left side under the video. You don’t even have to watch it to vote!!

Following is commentary about this summer blockbuster along with the video itself.

Fangtastic 2 – “A Love Story”

Fangtastic 2 picks up where Fangtastic left off (available for viewing on the home page of this blog, look to your right).  Dentist Dr. Vladimir meets Vampire Alvira in the forest where they first met following Alvira’s dental work of new veneers.  The film presents a riveting love story and an unexpected twist that you will never see coming.

Our actors were so taken with this new film, they asked to comment.

Vlad: “I think I like the sequel better than the original.  I was floored when I read the script and can’t wait to see how many people like it on YouTube. Pam’s work is on par with Steven Spielberg and of course the acting is second to none. I’m sure that Pam will be nominated for an xtranormal Oscar for her brilliant work.”

Alvira: “This movie has something for everyone. It has a captivating storyline filled with romance and intrigue. My only complaint is that I had to wear the same outfit I wore in the first film. Other than that, it’s FANGTASTIC!!”

Thank you for your support and I hope you enjoy the movie!

Your IFF and Psy-ficologist,

Pam

Next week we return to our regular scheduled programming.

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