Last week I took Max to the vet for a routine vaccination. Before we went in, he looked like this.
When he came out, I thought he would look like this.
It’s with mixed feelings that I report Max is neither a gigolo nor a pimp.
Apparently, Max was not vaccinated for Bordello but rather Bordetella. I think it’s clear why I misunderstood.
May the farce be with you!