I have always had a thutt – a lack of distinction between the thigh and butt. In other words, a flat butt. Since I’ve been working out, I think that maybe, just perhaps, my thutt has finally developed into two distinct body parts. But now I’m not so sure. See for yourself.
Stephen was hugging me with his hands on my backside. Our conversation went like this:
Stephen: Wow – you have a nice round birthday cake.
Pam: No I don’t, I have a thutt.
Stephen: Seriously, it’s really round.
Pam: You’re feeling my thighs.
Following a long pause, Stephen felt around to see if I was right. I felt like the thutt of my own joke.
After years of working out, I still think my thutt might have gotten a little rounder, butt in the end it doesn’t really matter.
May the farce be with you!