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5 Leading Edge Fashion Trends

I’ve run across some bizarre clothing that is too good not to share. Like a train wreck – you just can’t look away. Be forewarned, once you see these clothes you won’t be able to unsee them.

1. Hairy Swimsuit

Yikes!

2. Men’s Romper

Eewwww…

3. Men’s Lacey Clothes

no, No, NO

4. Clothes that make you look naked

a) Naked Tie

Ok, this is kind of funny

b) Naked Dress

Aach!!!!!

5. Detachable Jeans

Underwear is optional

There’s NOTHING attractive about these clothes. Unless you want to shock your friends or embarrass your kids, do NOT wear these outfits! But if you do, please send pictures!

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Fashion Plates

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Dressed for a fancy dinner

Fashion Faux Pas

Fashion Faux Paws

Fashion Faux Paws

Five Bizarre Fashion Trends

Make a statement in 2015 by being one of the first to embrace these new fashion trends.

1. Dyed underarm hair

This started in Seattle when a stylist dyed a customer’s armpit hair blue – to match the blue hair on her head. They posted photos online and the trend began.

My advice – best worn with long sleeves.

Alternately, you can shave your armpit hair (Photo from offbeathome.com)

2. Bagel Head

This is said to have originated in Toronto with growing popularity in Japan. Apparently the Bagel Head is a new way to give society the finger. Saline is injected into the forehead and then a manual indentation is added with the finger. Thank goodness the effect is temporary.

I'd like the blueberry shmear please. (Photo from mix108.com)

I’d like the blueberry shmear please. (Photo from mix108.com)

3. Crochet Shorts & Onesies

Creating one of a kind shorts is a new way to recycle vintage afghans. They also come as onesies (yes, for adults). Schuyler Ellers, who runs the Lord von Schmitt Etsy shop calls this new clothing wearable sculpture. I call it poor judgement.

Make a memorable impression (Photo from craftgossip.com)

Make a memorable impression (Photo from craftgossip.com)

4. Facekinis

This scary looking accoutrement protects fair skin from the sun. In China, having a tan is considered a sign of being a peasant. I’ve finally found a place where my freakishly pale skin is desirable. Why would I want to cover that up?

Officer - one of the thieves was wearing a pink facekini and the other was orange. (Photo from  gratefulgrapefruit.com)

Officer – one of the thieves was wearing a pink facekini and the other was orange. (Photo from gratefulgrapefruit.com)

5. Lensless Glasses

There are numerous benefits to lensless glasses. They don’t fog up or scratch, you can wear them with contacts, when you take them off it doesn’t affect your vision. What could be more perfect?

Not certified to be used as safety glasses (Photo from intelligentevolution.wordpress.com)

Not certified to be used as safety glasses (Photo from intelligentevolution.wordpress.com)

Which trend(s) are you going to try?

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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