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Halloween Trick or Treat Poem

Once upon a dark night creeping

Came some children to my door.

“Trick or treat” they all exclaimed

“Give me candy, give me more”.

One looked dead and one was red with devil horns upon his head.

Providing treats throughout the night

I soon grew bored, my task turned trite.

To make the evening more engaging

I decided to request

A trick before dispensing candy:

“Do a trick – please do your best”.

The children failed to comprehend what I was asking, what I meant.

And so I turned the tables on them staving off my discontent.

As the children gathered round

I brought to them my goofy hounds.

The children giggled, even screamed.

My dogs were dressed for Halloween.

They sat for treats, they danced around,

They jumped for joy, played dead, laid down.

They offered tricks before the treats.

Now every year kids come to see

My puppies dressed for Hallow’s Eve.

"Bony Tony"

“Bony Tony”

Quarter Bark and Cheer Leader

Quarter Bark and Cheer Leader



Scary Halloween Decorations


Stephen King fans understand the horror of clowns


Screaming Lava Head Man


There are no words

The most terrifying of all... Ho, Ho, Ho

The most terrifying of all… Ho, Ho, Ho

Bones In The Window

Here I sit on Hallowed’s Eve looking beyond the glass.

My hips are sore, my eyesight’s poor, I’ve flattened out my ass.

But here I’ll stay to watch the way the children seeking treats

Are startled when they look at me, all bones, no skin, no meat.

My stance is still, I do not move for fear they’ll run away.

It’s fun to see them laugh and scream, jump and run and play.

Soon I’ll dress in Santa’s hat complete with big white beard,

With skinny cat and bony rat, I’ll ring in the New Year.

Looks like he's been there a while

Looks like he’s been there a while


Bee - Witched

Bee – Witched

A Halloween Song

Ode To All Hallows Eve

(To be sung to the tune of Silver Bells)


Silver nails, silver nails

Load them in portable nail guns

Pop and fling, really sting

Soon it will be Halloween


People running, people screaming

Cause the monsters are loose

In the air

There’s a feeling of



See the vampires

And the werewolves

Scary creatures are out

So on every street corner you’ll hear


Silver nails, Silver nails

Load them in portable nail guns

Pop and fling, really sting

Soon it will be Halloween



May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,


Happy Halloween from my zombie self

Happy Halloween from my zombie self


Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

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