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Clear Misunderstanding

Last week I took Max to the vet for a routine vaccination. Before we went in, he looked like this.

Max doesn’t know that he’s going to the vet although he looks suspicious.

When he came out, I thought he would look like this.

Hot dog at the Bordello

Or this.

Top dog at the bordello

It’s with mixed feelings that I report Max is neither a gigolo nor a pimp.

Apparently, Max was not vaccinated for Bordello but rather Bordetella. I think it’s clear why I misunderstood.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

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Unicorny

Castles and Unicorns will never be the same

The Back-up Plan

Years ago, Stephen was backing up the car and ran over my foot. It was a small car and only crushed my toes, so thankfully I was okay. He claimed it was an accident.

The other day, I went outside as Stephen left for work. As he was backing out of the garage, I stood to the side of the car near the house. He backed out slowly and when he finally saw me, he rolled his window down and said:

“I was looking for you. The back-up alarm wasn’t beeping and I didn’t feel a thump, so I was pretty sure I didn’t run over you.”

This is a simulation – do not try this at home

At the time, I thought he was relieved. But then I remembered the first incident. When I learned he’d become a body guard for the Kingsman – a dangerous and violent profession, I began to wonder if it truly was an accident. What do you think?

Stephen serves as a body guard for the Kingsman during his spare time

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

 

Black Cats

The other cats are not impressed

Panda Express

The Panda on the right: “Hi, I’m the real one.”

Fur Fox Sake

Stephen has no shame. If there was ever any doubt, the Easter Bunny post solidified the fact that Stephen will do anything for attention. Given his disposition, Stephen finds Halloween to be a glorious time when he can be goofy in ways not normally available to him. Today starts a month long pictorial of the lengths to which Stephen will go to appear in my blog.

Notice the Foxy head tilt

Stephen and I both have a particular fondness for foxes because of the wacky video “What Does The Fox Say?”. If you watch until the end, you’ll find out and it’s not what you’d expect.

May the fox be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Bay da ba bop bum bay dum

New Job, Yoda Has

Painting road instructions, Yoda is

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