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Can you tell which witch is the good one?


A Shot In The Dark

Proper Grooming

One of my former roommates used to shave the front of her legs but not the back. She said she could only see the front so that’s all that mattered. It took me years to realize she was onto something until I had a grooming exchange with my sister. Now she knows what she’s doing!

Actual question from my sister

Looks like I’ll won’t be needing Nair for another two and a half to three years!

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,


They need to update their marketing


Goldilocks discovered that three beers were just right

Fourth of July

Wishing you a safe and happy Fourth of Jewel Eye


This year’s winner of the Best Cat Ass Trophy


Cat Photo Credit: Warren Photographic

Heroin Addict

Mary Jane had seen Wonder Woman more than 100 times before her doctor diagnosed her with a Heroine Addiction

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