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Giving Thanks

One of my friends asked me on Facebook to participate in a Gratitude Challenge. For five days you were to list three things you were grateful for. I normally don’t engage in these activities, but this time I decided to play. When you see my list, you’ll understand why.

Day 1

I’m grateful that:

  1. My Facebook friends have a sense of humor
  2. I can change the rules – I’ve decided to list 5 things for 3 days instead of 3 things for 5 days
  3. I haven’t been abducted by aliens in a while (that I know of)
  4. My alien implant appears to be inactive (may be related to #3)
  5. My house hasn’t been destroyed by an asteroid

Day 2

I’m grateful that:

  1. I haven’t been in a sharknado…yet
  2. There’s no such thing as a catnado…yet
  3. My car hasn’t disappeared into a sinkhole…yet
  4. I haven’t had to use my Zombie Survival Guide…yet
  5. The earth hasn’t been destroyed by a giant spider apocalypse…yet

Day 3

I’m grateful that:

  1. I haven’t been bitten by a vampire
  2. Time travel hasn’t made me cynical
  3. I haven’t woken up covered in slugs
  4. The voices in my head only scare me a little
  5. This may be The Matrix and none of it is real

I’m also grateful that you took the time to read my blog.

Happy Thanksgiving!

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

This is how I imagine my own sharknado

This is how I imagine my own sharknado

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A Halloween Song

Ode To All Hallows Eve

(To be sung to the tune of Silver Bells)

 

Silver nails, silver nails

Load them in portable nail guns

Pop and fling, really sting

Soon it will be Halloween

 

People running, people screaming

Cause the monsters are loose

In the air

There’s a feeling of

Terror

 

See the vampires

And the werewolves

Scary creatures are out

So on every street corner you’ll hear

 

Silver nails, Silver nails

Load them in portable nail guns

Pop and fling, really sting

Soon it will be Halloween

 

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May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,

Pam

Happy Halloween from my zombie self

Happy Halloween from my zombie self

Fangtastic 2 – A Love Story

I interrupt our regular programming for this special announcement.

Last week I entered xtranormal’s summer film festival. Winners will be determined by the number of “likes” their video receives on YouTube.

If you have a YouTube account, I would appreciate if you would show your support by “liking” Fangtastic 2: “A Love Story” and if you would ask your friends to do the same.

Simply hit the YouTube option on the video below or go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmwlNHF74RY. Once you get to YouTube,  hit “like” on the left side under the video. You don’t even have to watch it to vote!!

Following is commentary about this summer blockbuster along with the video itself.

Fangtastic 2 – “A Love Story”

Fangtastic 2 picks up where Fangtastic left off (available for viewing on the home page of this blog, look to your right).  Dentist Dr. Vladimir meets Vampire Alvira in the forest where they first met following Alvira’s dental work of new veneers.  The film presents a riveting love story and an unexpected twist that you will never see coming.

Our actors were so taken with this new film, they asked to comment.

Vlad: “I think I like the sequel better than the original.  I was floored when I read the script and can’t wait to see how many people like it on YouTube. Pam’s work is on par with Steven Spielberg and of course the acting is second to none. I’m sure that Pam will be nominated for an xtranormal Oscar for her brilliant work.”

Alvira: “This movie has something for everyone. It has a captivating storyline filled with romance and intrigue. My only complaint is that I had to wear the same outfit I wore in the first film. Other than that, it’s FANGTASTIC!!”

Thank you for your support and I hope you enjoy the movie!

Your IFF and Psy-ficologist,

Pam

Next week we return to our regular scheduled programming.

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